Skeletal goof ups

I know practically nothing about anatomy, nor of the skeletal system except perhaps the word "bones"!
So here I went out on an expedition to increase my knowledge and I was glad to have Google partner with me...
Try as I might, some words were hard to pronounce and I rubbed my sleepy eyes to grasp the phonics, but I did end up making some laughable mistakes.

Showing results for: Vertebral column
Instead of: verbitral column
and
sternum
instead of: strenum!

Well... now I know!